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‘Dear Santa, please can you make me prettier than my best friend?’ The funny, moving and downright cheeky letters sent to Father Christmas

The Norwegian postal ­service receives more than 30,000 letters and postcards addressed to Santa Claus every year. Some letters are comical, some sad, some hopeful and some greedy – or just curious about the life of the jolly man and his sleigh. Here’s the pick of the funniest, moving and downright cheeky…

ALL I WANT…

I want sausages for dinner every day, all year round.

From Elsie

I want ducks with no teeth.

Love Ellen

PS: I’ll take geese if it’s a hard task – but remember, no teeth!

Ho, ho, ho: No wonder Santa is so jolly, he receives so many amusing letters from childrenHo, ho, ho: No wonder Santa is so jolly, he receives so many amusing letters from children

I want to buy a spider in a pet shop, so tell me that you’ll come there and pay for it. The shop closes early on Christmas Eve. Is that all right?

Regards, Nathan

I wish not to have holes in my teeth for the rest of my life so I can eat as many sweets as I want all Christmas.

Christmas hugs from Violet

I wish to remain 12 years old for the rest of my life if possible.

From Dan

I only wish for one thing and that’s for IKEA to open and give me a job when I’m grown up.

From Claudia

I want a dog. But I don’t know which. I hope it’s obedient, but not too big. Could you please tell me what the perfect dog is?

Love Maria

Could you make me a lot ­prettier than my friend Sabrina? That’s my biggest and only wish!

Love Diana

Do you have baby pigs in store? If I can have a baby pig from you, that’s what I wish for — but you have to sort it out with Mum.

Love Cicilia

 

AWKWARD QUESTIONS

Do you think Mrs Santa can come instead of you? I’m so scared of you. Sorry.

From Jonas

Mum says you won’t come if I swear. Are you allergic to swearing?

Regards, Victor

When you’re finished, could I perhaps become the new Santa?

Your friend, Callum

Could you call me when you’re close by so I can come and say hello to your reindeer? What’s your phone number?

Love Rhiannon

Could you tell me what you did in the last World War? You didn’t fly around the world! Were there any presents then?

From Andy

Santa Claus, how often do you change your clothes?

Regards, Tom

How often do you take a bath?

From Elisabeth

Did you come from the basement last year? Could you say a password when you come this time? You can say ‘chocolate cake’ – then I will know you’re the real Santa, because I don’t want Dad to be Santa.

Regards, Jane

Do you say ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! because you don’t speak other languages?

Greetings from Pauline

When you give us money, do you print it yourself? Isn’t it fake money which is against the law?

Regards, Sonny

My dad and grandad are bald. If that’s inheritable, will I become bald? Are you bald?

From Jens

Christmas spirit: One little girl asked for twice as many presents this year as last (posed by model)Christmas spirit: One little girl asked for twice as many presents this year as last (posed by model)

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN GOOD OR BAD

I know I haven’t been nice this year, but I promise to be next year. So would it be all right to give me something in advance?

Regards, Joseph

If Mum and Dad have sent you a letter saying that I haven’t been nice this year, it’s true. But remember that I really pulled myself together two weeks ago.

Best regards, Richard

I’ve been good all year and I’m planning to be good next year as well. So could you throw a yo-yo in an envelope and send it to me?

Sebastian

Do you keep a file of all the children in the world? If so, do you store it on a computer? What program do you use?

From Luke

I’m writing to you on behalf of my little sister who’s afraid to do it because she hasn’t been that nice this year. But she hopes that you’ll give her one or more presents anyway, because she promises to be nicer next year.

From Megan

How would you define good and not good? Is it allowed to tease once in a while? I do have four brothers and sisters.

Best regards, Amy

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Will you bring me the presents I wish for this year? Last year you disappointed me. If you ­disappoint me this year as well, I’ll lock the door so you can’t let any more Christmases in.

From Martina

Why did you give Richard a PlayStation 2 and not me? Do you think that’s fair?

Ted

Thank you very much for the presents last year. This year I would like to have twice as many.

Love Naomi

Why didn’t I get a hairdryer from you for Christmas? I wanted one last year, but I didn’t receive one. Now both my sisters have hair­dryers. How long will I have to ­borrow theirs? Could you tell me?

Love Eva

LUMP IN THE THROAT

I wish to have my dad back who died last summer.

Yours, Akis

I want to see you on Christmas Day. I also want my friends to believe in you. In school we talked about you, and when I told my friends I believe in you, they started laughing. I was so sad that I went home and went to bed.

From Charlie

I wish Dad would be nicer.

From Kirsty

What I want is to have my teddy bear back. I lost him.

From Caroline

  • Extracted from Dear Santa by Birger Sivertsen, published by John Blake at £9.99. Copyright (c) 2010, Birger Sivertsen.

Via

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1339003/Dear-Santa-make-prettier-best-friend-The-funny-moving-downright-cheeky-letters-sent-Father-Christmas.html#ixzz1hNgUmlAI

8 tips to help you travel long term and live rent-free

Nora Dunn discusses eight online tools to help you travel long term and live rent-free.

 

So you’ve decided to do it. You have a friend or family member who can store your belongings for an undetermined period of time, you’ve tied up loose ends, and your bags are packed. It’s time to start traveling long term!

But now what? You have a few family members and distant friends who have offered up a couch if you’re in their neck of the woods, but surely they won’t appreciate your arrival on their doorstep with no planned departure date in sight.

How then, do you travel long term and not run out of money? Hotels (and even hostels) are expensive over time, and finding rental accommodation in every city you visit is impractical. Heck – you don’t even want to pay rent at all!

 

Available Couch
© *sean

Here are eight handy resources to help you get started on your long term travel adventure:

CARETAKER’S GAZETTE

(http://www.caretaker.org)

By joining this service (annual membership is approximately US$30), you will gain access to a classified system of people looking for caretakers in exchange for rent-free living. The opportunities vary widely in scope from ranch hands, to organic farm workers, campground hosting, motel management, nursing for the elderly, to just plain house sitting. Locales for your next potential gig could be anywhere in the world, from numerous U.S. locations, to Australia, to Europe and even Micronesia.

Some are paying opportunities, while others are simply work-trade arrangements for accommodation. Others yet will supply an additional stipend depending on your experience and the work entailed.

This is what TIME Magazine had to say about the Caretaker’s Gazette.

WOOFING

(http://wwoof.org)

WWOOF is an acronym for a number of different phrases, the most apt of which in my mind is “World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms”. It is an international organization (located in over 70 countries) of organic farms, gardens, businesses, ranches, (you name it) where you can exchange your services for accommodations, food, and training.

Required services include basic garden and farm maintenance, as well as cooking, teaching, caring for children, and handy work. There is usually some work suitable for anybody willing to adopt this lifestyle.

Whilst surfing Wwoofing opportunities, you will likely also find links to volunteer organizations, and other similar work exchange opportunities. It’s a great way to gain valuable experience, friendships, and to cover your living expenses in a constructive manner.

Most countries require a subscription to gain access to their full listings and contact information of the hosts, and the subscription prices vary from area to area but are not over-priced for the value received.

HOUSE CARERS

(http://www.housecarers.com/)

If you are happy to spend your vacation house-sitting for somebody else, you may find the right opportunity here. You will find lists upon lists of people requesting house sitters for periods of time from a few days to a few months, anywhere in the world. In many cases there are a few hoops to jump through in order to gain the opportunity with liability and bonding issues, and already living or traveling in the same country carries an added advantage.

You can choose from the limited free membership options or the full US$45 one year membership, depending on your needs.

ORGANIC VOLUNTEERS

(http://www.organicvolunteers.com)

Much like Caretaker’s Gazette and woofing, you will find many worldwide opportunities to proverbially “pick blueberries for a living”. The prospects aren’t limited to organic farms though; you will find hostel management jobs, artist retreat internships, in addition to various agricultural and permaculture settings.

For US$20/year, membership will help you gain access to many great listings and a user-friendly system of contacting hosts and searching for opportunities.

COUCH SURFING

(http://www.couchsurfing.com)

Couch Surfers are a network of people who are willing to open up their homes and hearts to frugal travelers, as well as be those travelers when they are not hosting guests. The site prides itself on referrals and having only high quality members, and has a comprehensive program in place to ensure the safety of both traveler and host. But as with any chance to stay at a stranger’s place for free, a prudent amount of caution should be exercised.

A Few Travel Guests
© Hamed Saber

GLOBAL FREELOADERS

(http://www.globalfreeloaders.com)

Similar to Couch Surfing, Global Freeloaders is a cultural exchange program for hosts and travelers. Registration is free, but members are required to be able to host as well as travel, so unless you expect to be able to offer up your digs as a host within six months of signing up, you are politely requested to wait.

SERVAS

(http://joomla.servas.org/)

This is the original Couch Surfers and Global Freeloaders. Servas (meaning “serve” in Esperanto), is a non-profit non-denominational non-ethnic organization of good-will and cultural exchanges. It’s been around for at least 50 years, and is recognized by the United Nations. In addition to being a network to connect people and places, volunteers around the world work in relief camps and advocate for peace through various projects.

Hosts offer their homes and dinner tables for two nights (or more, at the discretion of the host) to travelers who contact them and who meet with their approval. Travelers must go through an exhaustive process which includes an in-person interview before being accepted to the program, as a way of screening for quality candidates.

Once travelers are interviewed and accepted into the program, they are given printed lists or booklets of the hosts in their destination country (Servas is moving towards an online platform, but is not there yet). There are also membership fees which vary from country to country.

HOSPITALITY CLUB

(http://www.hospitalityclub.org/)

Free to join and internet-based, it appears to be the Servas of the online world. It is kept “safe” through a series of passport checks and online feedback systems with checks and balances.

These are just a few opportunities in the world of long-term travel, as you will discover with a little research. I don’t vouch for any of the services or programs, and a healthy amount of caution should always be exercised when accepting hospitality from strangers. However I think Servas says it best when they say: We are all friends. We just haven’t met yet!

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http://www.vagabondish.com/8-tools-travel-long-term-live-rent-free/

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